Once
upon a time, many years ago when I was a little girl and my name was
Mary Lavina Smith, we lived on a farm near the small town of Mt.
Vernon, Missouri. Mt. Vernon is located in the southwest corner of
Missouri- half way between Springfield and Joplin.
I
was the youngest of five children, and when I think of my early
childhood in the mid 1920’s before the depression hit, my mind is
filled with a blur of activity. The farm was a busy place, but I want
to tell you about the happenings on a summer evening when I was about
six.
We
had lots of animals: chickens, turkeys, sheep, hogs, and horses.
Mainly, my father had white faced Hereford beef cattle and a smaller
herd of milk cows. We had a lot of pets of various kinds and a pet
rooster named Pete. After Pete met his inevitable fate, we had a big
Rhode Island Red rooster. My brothers named him RePete.
Now
RePete liked to follow us around and would perch on the shoulders of my
oldest brother, Johnny, as he did his chores and generally make a pest
of himself.
We
had a big barn and along side of it was a large feed lot. After the
many labors of the long summer day, Pop would herd the 30-40 head of
cattle into the feed lot to stuff themselves while my brothers did the
evening milking in the barn. In the hot summer when the flies were bad,
I would go with my brothers to the barn. I would hold the tails
of the tamer cows so they wouldn’t switch theirs tails around and hit
the milkers in the face. I didn’t mind this job, as it made me feel
important. It was fun to watch the boys occasionally squirt streams of
milk into the mouths of the anticipating cats sitting nearby.
On
this particular evening, I was holding the tails of the cows Dan and
Don were milking while further down the line, Johnny was milking
Clementine. Clementine was a mite skittish which was why she was milked
by Johnny instead of the younger boys.
Johnny
was just about finished with Clementine when RePete, who was perched
high in the loft watching the proceedings, decided to fly down and land
on Johnny’s shoulder. Now that startled Clementine. She switched her
tail hard aiming at RePete but hitting Johnny squarely in the face. At
the same time, she kicked over the almost full bucket of milk.
Now
that startled Johnny who jumped up finding his feet covered with milk
and his face with a stinging jaw. He made a grab for that rooster and
threw him with all his might out the barn window. Now that startled
RePete who came sailing out over the feed lot- wings flapping and
screeching at the top of his lungs.
Now
that startled the cattle that had been peacefully eating their meal,
and they stampeded. Ignoring the gate, they made kindling wood out of
the fence surrounding the lot and headed for Timbuktu.
Now
that startled Pop who had been sitting on his horse and no doubt
figuring in his mind’s eye the weight of each steer and what the market
would be like when he sold them. He took off after them yelling and
waving his hat and trying to head them off before they ran off too many
pounds. My brothers dropped everything and fanned out across the
pasture to keep them from reaching the timber.
Me, I ran for the house as fast as I could go to tell Momma and Anna Lou to come and watch the disastrous event.
Finally, after things were under control, the boys finished milking while Momma and Pop surveyed the havoc wrought in the feed lot. Supper was really late that evening, and nobody said much. Dan and Don were dog tired, and Johnny had a dark look in his eye that didn’t bode well for the future of that Rhode Island Red. Pop had a grim look around his mouth and didn’t seem to enjoy his supper much which wasn’t too surprising. The biscuits were cold.