George and the Butter Churn
Would you put your head inside a crockery butter churn? No? I wouldnt either but my brother did. Youve seen churns in museums no doubt and know what they look like.
There was a small
room off of the big kitchen at the farm house where I grew up in
My back was turned to George when I heard an anguished howl; George had stuck his head in the churn and couldnt get it out. I yelled for Mom and got Grandma, too.
When they saw Georges predicament, they couldnt help laughing. He was crying. With a fiendish twinkle in her eyes, Mom turned to Grandma and said, We may have to break the churn to get his head out! Im sure she and Grandma both know that all they had to do was turn his head into the position it was in when he put it into churn in order to get it out.
George, envisioning loud whacks from a hammer and how that would feel, cried louder. After letting him suffer a little longer, Mom told me to hold the churn steady while she moved his head to the position it was in when he put it inside the churn. Curiosity killed the cat but George was luckier. We had a good laugh at his expense which he didnt appreciate.
Dorothy McNeill
July, 2000