Harry Edsel Smith
Born 1903-Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft
to see if the
car was on the way down.
It was.
Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann.
Here lies Johnny Yeast.
Pardon me
For not rising.
Remember man, as you walk
by,
As you are now, so once was I
As I am now, you soon will be.
Prepare yourself and follow me
To which someone replied by
writing on the tombstone:
To follow you I'll not consent
Until I know which way you went
Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
And no place to go.
W.C. Fields
All things considered,
I'd rather be in Philadelphia
On the 22nd of June,
Jonathan Fiddle
Went out of tune.
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Here lays The Kid.
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw.
Here lies the body of
Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake.
John Penny
Reader, if cash thou art
In want of any,
Dig 6 feet deep;
And thou wilt find a Penny.
Anna Wallace:
The children of Israel wanted bread,
And the Lord sent them manna.
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna.
Sir John Strange.
Here lies an honest lawyer,
And that is Strange.
Under the sod and under
the trees,
Lies the body of Jonathan Pease.
He is not here, there's only the pod.
Pease shelled out and went to God.
Here lies Les Moore
Two slugs from a 44
No Les
No More
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