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"Warning:"
If your trying to trace your ancestry back to the monkeys You might wont to read this page first and see what the monkeys have to say about it.

 
The Three Monkeys
The Three Monkey's
Three monkeys were sitting in a coconut tree,
Discussing things they had heard true to be,
"What do you think! Now listen you two,
Here monkeys is something that can't be true,
That humans descended from our pure race.
Why, it;s simply shocking- a terriable disgrace.
Who ever heard of a monkey deserting his wife?
Leave a baby to starve And ruin its life?
And have you ever known a mother monk
To leave her darlings, with strangers to bunk?
Their babies are handled from one to another
And scarce ever know the love of a mother.
And I've never known a monkey so selfish to be,
As to build a fence around a coconut tree
So other monkeys can't get a wee taste
But would let all the coconuts go to waste
Why, if I put a fence around this coconut tree
Starvation would force you to steal from me.
And here is another thing a monkey won't do:
Seek a bootleggers shanty and get on a stew,
Carouse and get on a whoopee, disgracing his life,
Then real madly home and beat up his wife.
They call this all pleasure and make a big fuss-
They descended from something, but not from US.
Author Unknown