The Three Monkey's
Three monkeys were sitting in a coconut tree,
Discussing things they had heard true to be,
"What do you think! Now listen you two,
Here monkeys is something that can't be true,
That humans descended from our pure race.
Why, it;s simply shocking- a terriable disgrace.
Who ever heard of a monkey deserting his wife?
Leave a baby to starve And ruin its life?
And have you ever known a mother monk
To leave her darlings, with strangers to bunk?
Their babies are handled from one to another
And scarce ever know the love of a mother.
And I've never known a monkey so selfish to
be,
As to build a fence around a coconut tree
So other monkeys can't get a wee taste
But would let all the coconuts go to waste
Why, if I put a fence around this coconut
tree
Starvation would force you to steal from me.
And here is another thing a monkey won't do:
Seek a bootleggers shanty and get on a stew,
Carouse and get on a whoopee, disgracing his
life,
Then real madly home and beat up his wife.
They call this all pleasure and make a big
fuss-
They descended from something, but not
from US.
Author Unknown
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