Born in the great state of Pennsylvania a long, long time ago, Dick served in the U.S. Army during the Great Patriotic War, retiring as a Lt.Colonel many, many years ago. Dick now spends his time as gardner, and general all around handyman for The One Who Must Be Obeyed. Having a passion for anything that takes intelligence, Dick keeps his cyber equipment up to specs. Dick is one of the founding fathers of the MMMM, attending regularly with his trusty Kodak-260 Digitalis Camera.