Best Bill's Lament
To be sung to the tune of the "Mickey Mouse Club"
Who leads our list
Of genealogists
When looking for a clue?
B-I-L-L, F-L-E, M-M-I-N-G!
Best Bill Flemming, Best Bill Flemming,
Forever looking up the Drouin Blue, Blue, Blue!
You're in a bind,
And you can't find
Your grand'ma in her home town.
B-I-L-L, F-L-E, M-M-I-N-G!
Best Bill Fleming, Best Bill Fleming,
He's never been the one to let us down, down, down!
He looks it up,
And comes on top
"I found the following:"
B-I-L-L, F-L-E, M-M-I-N-G!
Best Bill Fleming, Best Bill Fleming,
Don't forget to say "Thanks!" 'cause he's the best, best, best!
Now it's time
To say goodbye
To those pesky brickwalls.
B-I-L-L, F-L-E, M-M-I-N-G!
Composed during a fever induced coma,
by the one, the only...
"Louis-Philippe Hemond! 2002"