When me Prayers were poorly said

Who tucked me in me widdle bed

And spanked me till me arse was wed,

Me Mudder.


Who took me from me cosy cot

And put me on the Ice cold  pot

And made me pee if I could not,

Me Mudder.


And when the morning light would come

And in me crib me dribbled some

Who wiped me tiny widdle bumb,

Me Mudder.


Who would me hair so neatly part

And hug me gently to her heart

Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart,

Me Mudder.


Who looked at me with eyebows knit

And nearly have a kingsize fit

When in me Sunday pants me shit,

Me Mudder.


When at night her bed did squeak

Me raised me head to have a peak

Who yelled at me to go to sleep…..

Me Farver.


Moby Deep 1974


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