Libby's Humour
Genealogy Humour
Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!
Genealogists are time unravelers.
Many a family tree needs pruning.
Genealogists live in the past lane.
Always willing to share my ignorance...
"Crazy" is a relative term in my family.
I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes.
I Should have asked them BEFORE they died!
A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away.
I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged.
All right! Everybody out of the gene pool!
I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me?
That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN!
How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE??
Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots!
Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!
Documentation...The hardest part of genealogy.
I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days.
Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.
Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?
After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.
Shh! Be very, very quiet...I'm hunting forebears.
A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots.
My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets.
Am I the only person up my tree...sure seems like it.
That's the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards.
My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!
Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree.
Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!
Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it.
A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.
I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.
Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards as progress.
Share your knowledge; it is a way to achieve immortality.
Genealogy...will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?
I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNE flower.
My family coat of arms ties at the back....is that normal?
It's 2000...Do you know where your-Gr-Gr-Grandparents are?
I researched my family tree...and apparently I don't exist!
A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.
SO MANY ANCESTORS...........................SO LITTLE TIME!
Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide...I seek!
If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help...
My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated.
I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand.
FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.
Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem leads to two more!
Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples.
Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!
It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or a thief.


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